SoakNoMore
The day I got an
email stating registrations are open for the SoakNoMore Surf Excel Matic
Indimeet in Bengaluru. I was waiting for this for long and without a second
thought I registered myself to attend the event. I was skeptical about attending
but nevertheless didn’t want to miss the opportunity to be part of such a huge
gathering.
Excitement was the
order of the day and nightfall arrived rapidly as if saying ‘enough of your
excitement, let’s end the day’! My mind was still occupied with the thoughts of
SoakNoMore Indimeet. I was amazed to see so many people with me seated in a
corner trying to hide from the MC and the camera flash lights… the person
seated in front of me turned around and I could see a monstrous hideous face
staring at me! Shivering, I forced myself away to see a green, creepy, slimy
thing making its way towards me from the side. The shivering increased and now
sweating profusely, I stood up and waved to the MC, all that I could see was a
bug like thing with long antennae and spiny skin coming towards me! All that I
could hear were them yelling “SkNmr” at me…! I shrieked at the top of my voice
and woke up alarmed with a noise! Panting heavily, I was relieved when I
realized it was a dream… a scary one!
Next night, the
same events recurred and the monstrous, hideous things coming towards me
yelling “SkNmr”, “SkNmr” and I capsized in the place where I was seated. I
shouted at the top of my voice till a hand fell on my shoulder – I turned
around gripping in fear only to realize it was my mom inquiring about me.
Pretending a bad dream, I went back to sleep.
Days were moving
faster and the nightmares were recurring more often and I could see all sorts
of creatures yelling at me and I was losing sleep everyday. I still remember
that afternoon at office, after a heavy lunch and with ‘want-of-sleep’ eyes, I
just dozed off while sitting in my workplace.
I sensed some
movement through the corner of my eyes; I turned slowly in that direction to
see a slimy, horrific creature peeping out from my back! As our eyes met,
“SkNmr”, “SkNmr” was the only thing it yelled at me as if in protest. I gave it
a whack to dislodge it from my shoulder and send it hurtling far away. Relieved
just for a second, I saw another one peeping from my trouser pocket and yelling
“SkNmr”, “SkNmr” at me! I punched it hard till if fell of my trousers and
squashed it under my boots. With a tired evil grin, I looked around in disgust
to see a huge, filthy, spiky creature on the collar of my colleague seated
beside me yelling “SkNmr”, “SkNmr” at me! Feeling dizzy, I woke up and with a
loud shriek gave a hard slap with my book on to his neck. Taken aback by
violent shaking, I opened my eyes to see quizzical faces around me asking ‘What
was the reason for that hard slap’! Somehow, I survived that day!
The d-day arrived;
I finally took part in the SoakNoMore Surf Excel Matic Indimeet in Bengaluru.
Had a good time interacting with lot of bloggers, playing games and talking
about our writing! I saw lot of large posters of the SoakNoMore and the new
product on it. The representative from Surf spoke in length about the new
product of Surf Excel Matic where in you need not soak the clothes prior to
washing with the use of the new detergent powder. I rode back home satisfied
and happy to have been part of the meet with my gift hamper.
A slight movement
on my arms woke me and I just spanked on it thinking to be a mosquito.
Continuous movements kept me disturbed and finally made me open my sore, sleepy
eyes. With my eyeballs popping out in horror, the creature was crawling up on
me. I looked in disgust to see multiples of them on my legs, knees, bed, my
jacket hung on the door, the dump of clothes kept aside for washing, my bag on
the table, on the window and door curtains, literally everywhere in the room! I
could hear all of them mumbling “SkNmr”, “SkNmr” and advancing menacingly
towards me. Holding my head, I was about to yell at the top of my voice but I
sensed a pat on my back. Surprised, I turned to find the MC telling me “SoakNoMore
– no more soaking before washing”. It stuck me that all these days what I was
hearing to was the same – “SkNmr – SoakNoMore”. I turned around to find no
creepies or crawlies around and everything looked normal as always. Then, I
realized what were those creatures trying to tell me all these days from the
time I registered for the event – “No more soaking”. I laughed hysterically as
my eyes fell on the new box of SurfExcel Matic with Vibarting Molecules sitting
in the corner. Murmuring SoakNoMore, I went to sleep – a happy and relieved
man!
This article has been written for the contest 'Soak No More' on IndiBlogger.
Good one... enjoyed reading your blog post... keep them coming
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thank you Vijay :)
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