May 29, 2008

SMS fundae

1. If you need advise, text me.... If you need a friend, call me.... If you need me, come to me.... If you need money... ... ... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED !!! 2. Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never forgets u.

3.

If I were to be anything in this world…. I’d be urtears!!!…

So, I can be conceived in ur heart, born inur eyes, live on ur cheeks & die on ur lips!!!!!

4.

They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person,

an hour 2 appreciate them,

a day 2 love them,

but then an entire life 2 forget them.

5.

FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

6. Namashkar, yeh hamari faltoo SMS seva hai, is mein hum logon ko waqt-bewaqt tang karte hain. Is seva ka labh uthane ke liye shukriya, ab aap apna kaam kariye.

7.

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,

Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,

Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,

Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai

8.

Mohabbat 1 bar ho jaye us ko bholapan kehtay hain,

2bar ho jaye us ko dewaanapan kehtay hain,

3bar hoojaye us ko pagalpan kehtay hain,

agar phir bhi narukhey to use kameenapan kehtay hai !!!

9.

Khuda bachaye hamein in haseenon se,

naazneenon se,dilnasheenon se, jaaasheenon se...

par inhe kaunbachaye hum kameenon se...

10.

Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut... just think about ME!

11.

When you run so fast to get somewhere,

you miss the fun of getting there.

Life is not a race, so take it slower.

Hear the music before the song is over !!!

12.

The recipe of friendship:

1 cup of sharing.

2 cups ofcaring.

3 cups of forgiveness & hugs.

Mix all of thesetogether to make friends 4ever.

13.

Life is a mixture of sunshine and rain,

teardrops and laughter, pleasure and pain.

Just remember, there wasnever a cloud that the sun couldn't shine through.

14.

In words, love can be read. In actions, love can be measured. But others don't know that even in silence, love can be heard.

15.

Smile when in leisure. Smile when in pain. Smile when troubles pour like rain. Smile when someone hurt your feelings, coz you know, smiling always starts the healing!

16.

I'm so sorry for not telling you this before. You ought to know how smart, cute, witty, sweet, charming,alluring and wonderful you are!... I didn't know I've influenced you that much!

17.

When somebody who's deeply in love with you tells you that you're cute, beautiful, and angelic, I agree. That's true, believe me, I swear because love is blind!!!

18.

HELLO The Word 'Hello' means

H=How R U?

E=Everything allright?

L=Like 2 hear 4rm U.

L=Love 2 C U soon.

O=Obviously, I miss you!

19.

If you are stressed, you'll get pimples...

if you cry,you'll get wrinkles...

So, why don't you smile & getdimples? Keep smiling...

20.

Tears can sometimes be more special than smiles.....

For smiles can be given to any one but tears are only shed for people we love...

21.

Don't go for luks, it can deceive; don't go for wealth, even that fades away.

Go for someone who makes u smile coz only a smile makes a dark day bright.

22.

Life is an echo; all comes back, the gud, the bad,the false, and the true.

So, give the world the best u have & the best will come back to u. Have a gr8 day.

23.

Give laugh to all but smile to one;

Give cheeks to all but lips to one;

Give luv to all but heart to one;

Let everybody luv u but u luv one.

24.

A true friend understands when u say ‘I forgot’,

waits 4ever when u say ‘just a min’,

stays with u when u say ‘leave me alone’

& opens his heart even b4 u knock...

25.

May your salty day be peppered with spicy love,

May u bask in lemon sunshine,

play on strawberry fields,under a vanilla sky.

In short have a Yummy day!

26.

Life never seems to b the way we want it,

but we live it in the best way we can.

There’s no perfect life but we can fill it with perfect moments.

Have a nice day...

NOTE :- friends please note that if text is in RED colour then they might be quotes,sayings etc

if it is in GREEN colour then they are JOKES..:)...If you want to read jokes you can see only green:)...

27.If You wait to be happy ,U will wait forever

But if you start being happyYou will be happy for ever:)!!

28. Two Ways to catch a tiger

*)Allow the tiger to catch you and then you catch it

*)Police method:- Catch a tiger and beat it untill it acceptsits a tiger :P

29. Face everything in your life, it will make youdiscover hidden things in life.

then u realisethe meaning of life

Life never seems happy, WE SHOULD MAKE IT HAPPY

30. ondhu hudugi smashanadalli gori mele kuthkondidlu

aaga yaaro obbaru yaake illi kuthkondideya antha kelidru

aaga aa hudugi heege helidlu " olgade signals siklilla adukke horge bandidhene"

:D

31.Possessiveness come when there is fear of losing a loved one, Not because they dont trust you, its because they dont trust others who may take advantage of Your sweetness!

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