Daily dose

When I am : Kareeb There is only : Khamoshi I want to speak : Dil Se That's my kind of : Ishq I want this to be : Gupt As I always have : Darr That I will loose you : Sajani And that would be great : Sadma I am your : Mr.Aashique But sometimes bit : Deewana Tell me : Hum Aapke Hain Kaun As I feel : Kuch Kuch Hota Hai In this : Duniya Dilwalon Ki I told you : Maine Pyar Kiya Maybe : Dil To Pagal Hai Because : Jab Pyar Kisise Hota Hai The whole world appears as : Dushman But anyway : Pyar To Hona Hi Tha

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How Dogs and Women are alike..... Neither believe that silence is golden. Neither can balance a checkbook. Both put too much value on kissing!!

------------------------------------------------- Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?

------------------------------------------------- What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women.

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When things go wrong,

when sadness fills ur heart,

when tears flow in ur eyes,

always remember 3 things:

I’m with u, U have money & Bar is open

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Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PANPARAG PAN MASALA

But girraffe was not eating. Why? Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND

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Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence. Student: WOW !

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If I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like 2 use ur brain. It's not because u r a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.

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Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito to her mother. Yes, but be aware, pay attention during the applause.

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"Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, likeart...

It has no survival value;

rather is one of those things that give value to survival." ~ C. S. Lewis

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"Two may talk together under the same roof for many years,

yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends." - Mary Catherwood.

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Manmohan singh to Bush - We are sending Indians to the moon next year. Bush - Wow! How Many? Manmohan Singh - 100 25 - OBC 25 - SC 20 - ST 5 - Handicapped 5 - Sports Persons 5 - Terrorist Affected 5 - Kashmiri Migrants 9 - Politicians and if possible 1 - Astronnaut

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The happiest person doesn't have the best of everything in life. Perhaps he is just good in making the best of everything that life brings along his way. Stay happy always!

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The six rules ...

6 rules to be HAPPY:

Free your heart from hatred;

Free your mind from worries;

Live simply;

Expect less;

Give more &

Always have ME as UR FRIEND !!

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FOOL se, FOOL ne, FOOLon ki FOOLwari me FOOL ke saath wish kiya

'You are the most beautiFOOL, colorFOOL &wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS!!

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Nobody's right till somebody's wrong;

Nobody's weak till somebody's strong;

Nobody's lucky till love comes along;

Nobody's lonely till somebody's gone. I Miss U.

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GODISNOWHERE this can be read as GOD IS NO WHERE or as GOD IS NOW HERE everything depends on how do u see anything. So think positive!!!