Shayari -- Wah wah wah !!!

Nasha aankho me hota hai Sharaab mein nahin, 
Shraddha Dil me hoti hai Mandir mein nahin..... 
Dosti SMS karne se badhti hai, SMS padhne se nahi.... 
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Paani mein Whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. 
Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein Brandy milao to nasha chadta hai.
Saala paani mein hi kuchgadbad hai.
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Tum Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Haste Raho, 
Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho, 
Mera Kya hain Log Tumhe hi Paagal kahenge! 
Ha ha ha!
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Phool aisa ho jo baag ko khushbu se bhar de, 
Hamsafar aisa ho jo andheron ko roshan kar de,
Dostaisa ho zindagi ko khushi aur mobile ko SMS se bharde...
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Suna hai asar hota hai baaton mein, 
Aap bhi bhul jaoge Do-Chaar mulakaton mein,
Lekin humse bachkar kahan jaoge,
Aapki dosti ki lakeer hai mere haathon mein...
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Suraj paas ho na ho, Roshni aaspaas rehti hai, 
Chand paas ho na ho, Chandni aaspaas rehti hai,
Waise hi aap paas ho na ho, Apki Yaadein hamesha saath rehti hai!!!
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Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai, 
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanson mein Aag ab tak hain, 
Aur kyon na ho......
Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirch' hai...
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Kaash is dil ki awaz mein itna asar ho jaye,
Hum apko yaad karein, aur aapko khabar ho jaye,
Khuda se maangte hain ki aap jise bhi chaho,
Woh zindagi ki raah mein apka humsafar ho jaye.
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Har phool ki ajab kahani hai,
chup rehna bhi pyar ki nishani hai,
kahin koi zakhm nai phir bhi kyun dard ka ehsas hai,
lagta hai dil ka ek tukda aaj bhi uske paas hai...
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Teri dosti hum is tarah nibhayenge,
Tum roz khafa hona hum roz manayenge,
Par maan jana manane se,
warna yeh bheegi palkein le ke kaha jayenge.
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Koi ankhon se baat kar leta hai,
Koi ankhon mein mulakat kar leta hai,
Bada mushkil hota hai jawab dena,
Jab koi khamosh rehkar sawaal kar leta hai.
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Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge.
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Kaun jane kab maut ka paigam aa jaye,
Zindagi ki akhari sham aa jaye,
Hum toh dhundhte hain waqt aisa jab,
hamari zindagi aapke kam aa jaye.
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Jab dosti ki dastan waqt sunayega,
Tumko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega,
Tab bhool jayenge zindagi ke gam ko,
Jab apke sath guzara samay yaad ayega.
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Soch ko badlo, sitare badal jayenge,
Najar ko badlo, nazare badal jayenge,
Kashtiya badalne ki jarurat nahi,
Dishaon ko badlo, KINARE badal jayenge.
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Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,
Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,
Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut samajna,
Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar!
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Suna hai asar hota hai baaton mein,
Aap bhi bhuljaoge do-chaar mulakaton mein,
Lekin humse bachkar kahan jaoge,
Aapki dosti ki lakeer hai mere haathon mein..
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Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas ab tak hai, Aankhe Nam hai,
aur sanson mein, aag ab tak hain,
aur kyon na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirch' hai.
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Har phool ki ajab kahani hai,
chup rehna bhi pyar ki nishani hai,
kahin koi zakhm nahi phir bhi kyun dard ka ehsas hai,
lagta hai dil ka ek tukda aaj bhi uske paas hai...
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Zindagi Taj Mahal ho jaye,
Chandani khil ke kamal ho jaye,
tum jo ban jaao dost mere,
Dil ki dhadkan bhi ek Ghazal ho jaye.
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Woh aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
woh aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
jo Mama-Mama kehke bulaate hain.
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Zindagi Taj Mahal ho jaye,
Chandani khil ke kamal ho jaye,
Tum jo ban jaao dost mere,
Dil ki dhadkan bhi ek Ghazal ho jaye.
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Pyase Ko Ek Katra Pani Kafi Hai
Ishq Me Chaar Pal Ki Zindagi Kafi Hai
Dubne Ko Samandar Me Jaye Kaha
Aapki Aankhon Se Tapka Vo Pani Kafi Hai
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Tu awaaz de main chala aaoonga
Tu saaj de main chala aaonga
Kya kahoon fitrat kya hai is dil ki
Tu saans le main chala aaoonga
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Aapki iss dillagi mein hum apna dil kho baithe
kal tak uss khuda ke the aaj aapke ho baithe
pyaar suna toh tha ke diwaana kar deta hai
aaj khud karke hum bhi hosh kho baithe...
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Aadmi aadmi se milta hai woh hai dosti
Dost dost se milta hai woh hai pyaar
Pyaar pyaar se milta hai woh hai khushi
Khushi khushi se milti hai woh hai aaitbar...

Kalavarahalli betta (Skanda Giri)

Walking above the clouds -- A dream - a reality...

We had heard about this place, Kalavarahalli betta (also known as Skanda Giri) very close to Bangalore where you can literally walk above the clouds, and we desperately wanted to visit this place.

Finally after lots of ifs and buts, things fell in place and one fine Saturday morning in December 2007 we a troupe of 8 people took off from Majestic area at 4:30 am. Two pulsars, 1 discover and 1 activa were our carriers, we reached Devanahalli in quick time, stopped over for the much needed tea break. From there to Chikballapur was a slow journey as the activa was trailing behind and also as the ride was a bit bumpy.

There are two routes to this place 1> on NH7 from Bangalore, take a deviation towards Nandi hills and proceed further to reach Kalavarahalli village. 2> Reach Chikballapur and then turn right to proceed to Kalavarahalli village. From there ask for Papagni mutt (you will find many hamlets among the way before reaching the mutt who provide parking space as well as guides to trek to the peak).

We did not go up to Papagni mutt, but instead stopped before at a hamlet which had put up a board displaying the path to the peak where we found a guide also who would take us to the top. We negotiated with the guide and settled for 150rs for the ascent and the descent as well. Luckily the skies were pretty clearly and we started by 6:30 (we were a bit late), our trek to the peak. We just passed through a field and we looked up to see what was our target and hardly we could see some 50mtrs above us, dense fog cover was disrupting our view of the top.

The group got divided – 5 fast paced people of 3 of us slow paced walking amidst the rocks and mainly wherever we could find a way up! A hour into the trek we could feel the clouds ramming into us providing the much needed cool breeze onto our sweated bodies and my gosh it was pure ecstasy. We were almost blind folded by these clouds, could hardly see anything further nor up nor down from where we came, we were just in between these, with a sense of excitement, cheer of what would it be like when we reached the summit. Finally after nearly 2 hours of climbing for the slower paced, we reached the peak just in time to see these hordes of white clouds passing below us and we just stood in amused fashion admiring them and capturing them in our minds and heart and as well in the cameras too…. to cherish them for a long long time to come. This was just a trailer of what we experienced and it would be more fruitful if the peak is reached by say 6.30am.

We lazed there around no idea for how much time such enjoying the cool breeze and the views of the valley beneath in between taking innumerable number of pictures until our memory cards were full. Then we walked down lazily as it being a Sunday taking all the time in the world (then only we realized what a rocky path we had taken to go up).

But one thing which haunted us all the more was the disposing of plastics by unruly trekkers and visitors :(

What a shame !!!

Route: Bangalore - Hebbal Flyover - Devanahalli - Chikkaballapur - Skandagiri. Take a left turn inside the city, follow the narrow road to reach Papagni Matt which is at the foot of Skandagiri.

Distance: 70 odd kilometers from Bangalore

Tips: Carry water and food (if required). If camping there overnight carry tents and food to survive with warm clothing to survive the chilly nights.

Ideal plan: Reach Kalavarahalli base by night, start trekking from midnight to reach the top just before sunrise else Leave Bangalore early by 3am (preferred) so that you can just reach the peak in time.

Guide: Do not venture without a guide. Chances are high that you would definitely loose your way. Bargain and pay nothing more than 200rs for a group.

Request: Please do not litter the place. Allow the nature to survive and present us with many more such surprises.

Care for the nature and the nature cares for you!

SMS fundae

1. If you need advise, text me.... If you need a friend, call me.... If you need me, come to me.... If you need money... ... ... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED !!! 2. Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never forgets u.

3.

If I were to be anything in this world…. I’d be urtears!!!…

So, I can be conceived in ur heart, born inur eyes, live on ur cheeks & die on ur lips!!!!!

4.

They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person,

an hour 2 appreciate them,

a day 2 love them,

but then an entire life 2 forget them.

5.

FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

6. Namashkar, yeh hamari faltoo SMS seva hai, is mein hum logon ko waqt-bewaqt tang karte hain. Is seva ka labh uthane ke liye shukriya, ab aap apna kaam kariye.

7.

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,

Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,

Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,

Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai

8.

Mohabbat 1 bar ho jaye us ko bholapan kehtay hain,

2bar ho jaye us ko dewaanapan kehtay hain,

3bar hoojaye us ko pagalpan kehtay hain,

agar phir bhi narukhey to use kameenapan kehtay hai !!!

9.

Khuda bachaye hamein in haseenon se,

naazneenon se,dilnasheenon se, jaaasheenon se...

par inhe kaunbachaye hum kameenon se...

10.

Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut... just think about ME!

11.

When you run so fast to get somewhere,

you miss the fun of getting there.

Life is not a race, so take it slower.

Hear the music before the song is over !!!

12.

The recipe of friendship:

1 cup of sharing.

2 cups ofcaring.

3 cups of forgiveness & hugs.

Mix all of thesetogether to make friends 4ever.

13.

Life is a mixture of sunshine and rain,

teardrops and laughter, pleasure and pain.

Just remember, there wasnever a cloud that the sun couldn't shine through.

14.

In words, love can be read. In actions, love can be measured. But others don't know that even in silence, love can be heard.

15.

Smile when in leisure. Smile when in pain. Smile when troubles pour like rain. Smile when someone hurt your feelings, coz you know, smiling always starts the healing!

16.

I'm so sorry for not telling you this before. You ought to know how smart, cute, witty, sweet, charming,alluring and wonderful you are!... I didn't know I've influenced you that much!

17.

When somebody who's deeply in love with you tells you that you're cute, beautiful, and angelic, I agree. That's true, believe me, I swear because love is blind!!!

18.

HELLO The Word 'Hello' means

H=How R U?

E=Everything allright?

L=Like 2 hear 4rm U.

L=Love 2 C U soon.

O=Obviously, I miss you!

19.

If you are stressed, you'll get pimples...

if you cry,you'll get wrinkles...

So, why don't you smile & getdimples? Keep smiling...

20.

Tears can sometimes be more special than smiles.....

For smiles can be given to any one but tears are only shed for people we love...

21.

Don't go for luks, it can deceive; don't go for wealth, even that fades away.

Go for someone who makes u smile coz only a smile makes a dark day bright.

22.

Life is an echo; all comes back, the gud, the bad,the false, and the true.

So, give the world the best u have & the best will come back to u. Have a gr8 day.

23.

Give laugh to all but smile to one;

Give cheeks to all but lips to one;

Give luv to all but heart to one;

Let everybody luv u but u luv one.

24.

A true friend understands when u say ‘I forgot’,

waits 4ever when u say ‘just a min’,

stays with u when u say ‘leave me alone’

& opens his heart even b4 u knock...

25.

May your salty day be peppered with spicy love,

May u bask in lemon sunshine,

play on strawberry fields,under a vanilla sky.

In short have a Yummy day!

26.

Life never seems to b the way we want it,

but we live it in the best way we can.

There’s no perfect life but we can fill it with perfect moments.

Have a nice day...

NOTE :- friends please note that if text is in RED colour then they might be quotes,sayings etc

if it is in GREEN colour then they are JOKES..:)...If you want to read jokes you can see only green:)...

27.If You wait to be happy ,U will wait forever

But if you start being happyYou will be happy for ever:)!!

28. Two Ways to catch a tiger

*)Allow the tiger to catch you and then you catch it

*)Police method:- Catch a tiger and beat it untill it acceptsits a tiger :P

29. Face everything in your life, it will make youdiscover hidden things in life.

then u realisethe meaning of life

Life never seems happy, WE SHOULD MAKE IT HAPPY

30. ondhu hudugi smashanadalli gori mele kuthkondidlu

aaga yaaro obbaru yaake illi kuthkondideya antha kelidru

aaga aa hudugi heege helidlu " olgade signals siklilla adukke horge bandidhene"

:D

31.Possessiveness come when there is fear of losing a loved one, Not because they dont trust you, its because they dont trust others who may take advantage of Your sweetness!

Daily dose

When I am : Kareeb There is only : Khamoshi I want to speak : Dil Se That's my kind of : Ishq I want this to be : Gupt As I always have : Darr That I will loose you : Sajani And that would be great : Sadma I am your : Mr.Aashique But sometimes bit : Deewana Tell me : Hum Aapke Hain Kaun As I feel : Kuch Kuch Hota Hai In this : Duniya Dilwalon Ki I told you : Maine Pyar Kiya Maybe : Dil To Pagal Hai Because : Jab Pyar Kisise Hota Hai The whole world appears as : Dushman But anyway : Pyar To Hona Hi Tha

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How Dogs and Women are alike..... Neither believe that silence is golden. Neither can balance a checkbook. Both put too much value on kissing!!

------------------------------------------------- Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?

------------------------------------------------- What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women.

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When things go wrong,

when sadness fills ur heart,

when tears flow in ur eyes,

always remember 3 things:

I’m with u, U have money & Bar is open

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Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PANPARAG PAN MASALA

But girraffe was not eating. Why? Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND

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Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence. Student: WOW !

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If I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like 2 use ur brain. It's not because u r a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.

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Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito to her mother. Yes, but be aware, pay attention during the applause.

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"Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, likeart...

It has no survival value;

rather is one of those things that give value to survival." ~ C. S. Lewis

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"Two may talk together under the same roof for many years,

yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends." - Mary Catherwood.

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Manmohan singh to Bush - We are sending Indians to the moon next year. Bush - Wow! How Many? Manmohan Singh - 100 25 - OBC 25 - SC 20 - ST 5 - Handicapped 5 - Sports Persons 5 - Terrorist Affected 5 - Kashmiri Migrants 9 - Politicians and if possible 1 - Astronnaut

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The happiest person doesn't have the best of everything in life. Perhaps he is just good in making the best of everything that life brings along his way. Stay happy always!

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The six rules ...

6 rules to be HAPPY:

Free your heart from hatred;

Free your mind from worries;

Live simply;

Expect less;

Give more &

Always have ME as UR FRIEND !!

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FOOL se, FOOL ne, FOOLon ki FOOLwari me FOOL ke saath wish kiya

'You are the most beautiFOOL, colorFOOL &wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS!!

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Nobody's right till somebody's wrong;

Nobody's weak till somebody's strong;

Nobody's lucky till love comes along;

Nobody's lonely till somebody's gone. I Miss U.

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GODISNOWHERE this can be read as GOD IS NO WHERE or as GOD IS NOW HERE everything depends on how do u see anything. So think positive!!!