Sunday, January 9, 2011

Rajini mania

No serious stuff here... strictly for those who just want to have a laugh... :)
After the ROBOT mania, my cellphone is flooded with sms on rajini and many of them are truly funny and make me roll with laughter again and again...

Sharing some of them here...

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------How does god exclaim when he's surprised by something...






Oh my Rajinikanth!!
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One day Rajinikanth got angry on his sweeper boy, he kicked him so hard that he went flying in the sky with his broom.


today that boy is famous as "HARRY POTTER"!
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Why earthquake occurs on earth?

because...


at that time Rajinikanth's mobile is on VIBRATE MODE!

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Once Rajinikanth decided to donate blood to a very small thin child...


Now that child has become "The great WWF Khali"!
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Rajinikanth to his friend - Tell me a word with 1 G and 4 T's?


Friend - dont know!


Rajini - Originality (oru g & naalu t)


yeppadi...!


Mind it :)
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Future news...


40 years from now ROBOTS make a film called...


"RAJINIKANTH"
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Once Rajini issued a cheque...


and the bank BOUNCED!
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Rajinikanth was told to choose 3 subjects when he got admission in junior college...


he chose SCIENCE, COMMERCE and ARTS!
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A child went to Nepal and started playing by makind small mounds of ice...


today those mounds are called HIMALAYAS and the child is called RAJINIKANTH!
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Once Rajini was playing near his home and fell in the well...


Now that place is known as Indian Ocean!
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What is that Rajinikanth can do and we cant even think of doing it?


He can answer a missed call!
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What is Solar Eclipse?


When Rajinikanth stares at the sun in anger, the sun hides behind moon, this phenomenon is called solar eclipse!
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Once Hanumanji was caught reading Rajinikanth chalisa...!
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Once Rajinikanth was playing cricket in monsoon...


Rain stopped due to play!
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One Rajinikanth participated in bike race...


Dont even try to guess what happened...


Rajinikanth won the race on Neutral gear!
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10,000 years ago rajini's girlfriend died and he cried a lot...


and today...


still 71% of the earth's surface is covered with water!
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Once Rajinikanth was having HUKKA...


he made a smoke ring and it went into space...


today that ring is known as "The ring of Saturn"
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Principal: What you want to become in future?


Boy: After studying MBBS, I want to join Police force and do job in software company and also work as lawyer and construct big buildings, conduct research and become actor!


Principal: What is your name?


Boy: Rajinikanth!
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And the Rajinikanth award goes to...


"OSCAR"!


Mind it!
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Intel's new ad...


Rajinikanth Inside!
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Why did British leave India in 1947 only?


because...


they came to know Rajinikanth was going to be born in 1948!
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Beat this one...


An email was sent from Bangalore to Mumbai


Rajinikanth stopped it in Pune!
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Disclaimer:

People, please stop making fun and sending sms on Rajinikanth, else he will delete the Internet! :)Mind it!
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